Whether you listen to the news, read the news, or watch the news, everything is related to the NFL or the United States debt crisis. (I found this today and thought it was interesting. [U.S. Debt Clock] Anyway, after I read an article from the Global Post I've realized this is the reason we, as a country, have a serious debt issue. Stupid people giving their children stupid names. According to the Australian Herald Sun,  the list of weird names for kids that are banned by New Zealand’s names registrar has grown to include Lucifer, Duke, Messiah and 89. Also not approved: Bishop, Baron, General, Judge, King, Knight and Mr., names that were all said to be too similar to titles. The letters, C, D, I and T were also rejected as first names, the Herald Sun says.

Imagine a country with less idiotic names. I feel like the 'weirder' the name, the less successful the child will be later in life. I've never heard of a CEO, COO, etc, with a name that makes me think, "what the hell"? If the U.S. started banning stupid names, what would celebrities do? What would ... never-mind. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that certain names will determine whether a child will grow up and become a stripper, butler, fast food clerk, unemployed, or a serial killer... maybe not all names equal loser-ville. I'm sure some names could equal a lawyer, doctor, dentist, professor, maybe news anchor or radio personality.

Think before you name your child. It could determine their destiny.